Conversations had & lessons learnt

via Sharesomecandy

Can we meet? I'd like to discuss some work with you.

Can we go to the park for a walk instead?

No, I really want to discuss work.

Or how about we go to the park and discuss work and kill two birds.

No, I'd rather just discuss work.

I meant kill two birds with one stone. Walk and talk.
And not literally go to the park and shoot birds.
I am not even that cruel.

Ok. Got it.

Moral: Always speak in complete sentences.